it always amuses me when guys get nosebleeds
they seem so shocked and dismayed that this could happen
i mean, blood gushing out of a hole in your body making it impossible to laugh or cough or cry without spurting sticky red liquid everywhere?
that
must
suck
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fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
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lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
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im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related video and 3 hours later ur watching an hour long conspiracy documentary about how the illuminati killed michael jackson
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cosmo sex tip:
While you claw your nails down his back lean in and whisper “It bleeds because you don’t floss”
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